The Downfall of Mankind

Comic Movies I would like to see this upcoming year.

Pirates are cool too

Fuck x-men first class Mr poppers penguins instead

One problem that is over population. We have people having sex all willy nilly which is great, kinda. Minus stds and babies everywhere. I mean the teen pregnancy explosion was crazy. I mean every father was like why is my daughter getting fat…. wait…. Fuck you Juno. Then they glorified it in tv and movies and made it seem like the best thing since the porn industry found legal prostitution. So now we have idiots having kids and the ripe old age of 15. Oh yea. Great stuff and then they keep having sex with no protection till they have like 6 kids. Then you have the smart one who 1) knows of over population so won’t add to it or 2) wait until later in life and have like 2. This just proves parts of the movie idiocracy. Really makes you sad. 

Another great thing is the current pope. He is telling Catholics they aren’t breeding enough. Other ministers talk about how other religions are out breeding us. The pope also told people that condoms lead to more aids and they should stop using it. His logic was the the increase in aids since the inventions of condoms. I think it is just an increase in human sexuality and promiscuity.

People often say that the downfall of mankind will be mankind, but what specific flaw of humans do you think will ultimately lead to this?

The flaw in humanity that I see is there constant need to be with others and need to be entertained. This comes out in all the stuff I have ranted about. Drama, is the flaw and it is stupidly retardedly fatal. The need to start shit and bitch about nothing when they should just grow up and talk shit out instead of start shit. But that is just my humble opinion.

I know this is old news but seriously, you just made 3 Spider-mans that made a lot of money. So what do you do? You reboot it and add new stars and try to make a new one. Why? Probably cause the first one made you a butt load of money. I mean seriously, you need money that bad that you have to remake and already semi ok trilogy? 

I mean, I could be wrong, and this could be the best thing since the discovery of blow-jobs. I mean, we stuck our dicks in a lot of holes before we got it right. Let’s hope this reboot makes spider-man look like the bad-ass we always wanted him to be and not the whiny bitch he really is. I mean I use to be a huge Spider-man fan and I hope they do him justice. 

Here is to hoping that they don’t Jar Jar Binks this shit.

You are not ghetto so stop thinking you are. You are not a cast member of Jersey Shore. So grow up and stop talking shit and fighting.  

Now and days there are all these people who talk crap and get in fights. It could be reality tv or it could be people are not able to grow up and become adults. Most people talk things out and then come to an agreement. It is civil and classy way to handle stuff. These people instead brag about how they are classy and how they are the bigger person, while the entire time they are talking trash. It seems counter productive to say you are classer or the bigger person then turn around and talk trash. Also when a fight breaks you lack class.

The whole gay marriage issue is against the freedom of religion. The ruling of Iowa and California is the government has no say so in marriage, so they can’t say that gays can’t marry. However, the church marrying them can say so but that is all. If their religion says they can get married or religious believes say they can then as a american, it is my duty to stand up for there right to do so. The definition of marriage is defined by the establishment doing the marrying. You can have more then one definition to one thing. See the dictionary for confirmation.

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When you pick a fight with Charlie Sheen your picking a fight with a Warlock. I mean I am talking about a man with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. He is a bitchin’ rockstar from Mars on the drug of Charlie Sheen. If you take the drug  of Charlie Sheen apparently you die by exploding. He is addicted to winning and can not be processed by a normal brain.

It is easy to process Charlie Sheen, He likes blow and hookers, how hard is that? And we have all done the drug of Charlie Sheen and it only makes us have an allergic reaction to the key ingredient Idiocy. Martin Sheen openly stated that he never fucked a Tiger. Remember addiction leads to losing, He was addicted to winning and it lost him his job, kids, and 3 wifes. Basically he is good for a laugh and his statements make him seem like he is a bitchin’ rockstar from Mars, but just cause the martians liked him doesn’t mean we have to. 

I love Charlie Sheen just not what he has become.

I have updated my blog to be located at DrGoofy.info. I have also added a site on where I can make a bunch of sites added on so I can put on projects and other things. I have also finished an update that will be posted this upcoming Wednesday about Gay Marriage since it was a topic that came up on my facebook the other night. So have a good week and remember, Everything is a joke.