September 2011
1 post
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Closing the Door on the Book Store
As many know Borders and Barnes and Nobles are closing all over. With the current economic crisis and the eBook readers it is hard to stay in business. Book stores are closing all over the country which is a sad day. No longer can you take your kids or just your friends to go look at books. You now have to find them on amazon and get them sent to your eBook reader. Some stores like Barnes and...
July 2011
1 post
Going gree....to shit
As kids we watched captain planet, toxic avenger, and various other shows that helped the environment. Our generation grew up and started the go green movement. The current generation is watching spongebob, adventure time, and various other mind numbing shows. What movement will they have? bowel?
May 2011
2 posts
Why did I put Usama instead of Osama? →
Click the link above because the FBI had him listed as Usama.
Usama Drama
Sorry I have not posted in a while but shit happens.
So as everyone has heard Usama Bin Laden is dead. This is great news for America but of course a lot of people aren’t happy. “This is just a cover up for Obama’s lack of Birth Certificate”(that he has provided). “We need to see a body,” ok this statement pisses me off the most. He was shot in the eye the...
April 2011
8 posts
The Dope Hope
So we have bunches of stoners who want there state to legalize MJ and we have the dumb-asses who live in what they believe is a legalized state. They think they are allowed to smoke legally in their own state. WRONG!
Marijuana is illegal Federally which means that even though it is ok in your state, your ass can still go to jail for it. The only way for it to be legal is to have the...
Decline the Pipeline
So the TransCanada are pipelining the USA which is to help get Canadian oil and Natural Gas to the USA. MMMM sounds good don’t it.
The U.S. $13 billion Keystone pipeline system will play an important role in linking a secure and growing supply of Canadian crude oil with the largest refining markets in the United States, significantly improving North American security supply. link
That...
The Knell of the Rebel
So the rebels of the time we live in are jokes. They rebel just to rebel, they never have a purpose. The true rebel rebels to over come an injustice or something they believe to be wrong. But just perpetrating the stupidity is not right. Oh my God, some one told you to do something and heaven forbid you do it. Instead you be a douche and say no or trying to prove your “no ones bitch”....
Government Shutdown Postponed
So the United States Federal Government almost shut down the other day because of spending. So basically we spent all this money and bailed out big business and who is paying their bill? Education, med-aid, Medicare, and several other things that we depend on. They might be bringing undoing the bush tax cuts making the people over 250,000 pay more money, which I personally like. As far as the...
Education Disintegration
So I work for the Public school system and recently there have been a lot of budget cuts which is causing the cut of a lot of jobs. Now I don’t think the government is understanding what they are doing here. I mean they must be morons since they were raised in private school or they are trying to weed out the american dream by eliminating public schooling. I mean they didn’t have...
Un-Hitch the Self-Righteous Bitch
Self-Righteous people stand for what they believe in no matter the cost. Which seems like a good thing and sometimes it is. Other times, however, there are so wrapped up in their own little world that they hurt there friends because they are such D-bags.
“I cannot condone what you want to do,”
You don’t have to condone it to support your friend. Don’t support the action...
Comic Movies or bust
Comic Movies I would like to see this upcoming year.
Pirates are cool too
Fuck x-men first class Mr poppers penguins instead
Castration of the Human Population
One problem that is over population. We have people having sex all willy nilly which is great, kinda. Minus stds and babies everywhere. I mean the teen pregnancy explosion was crazy. I mean every father was like why is my daughter getting fat…. wait…. Fuck you Juno. Then they glorified it in tv and movies and made it seem like the best thing since the porn industry found legal...
March 2011
12 posts
Guffaw the Flaw
People often say that the downfall of mankind will be mankind, but what specific flaw of humans do you think will ultimately lead to this? The flaw in humanity that I see is there constant need to be with others and need to be entertained. This comes out in all the stuff I have ranted about. Drama, is the flaw and it is stupidly retardedly fatal. The need to start shit and bitch about nothing when...
“I wonder why every time I say ‘I love you’ I get I love...”
– Dr Goofy
Reboot Spider-man
I know this is old news but seriously, you just made 3 Spider-mans that made a lot of money. So what do you do? You reboot it and add new stars and try to make a new one. Why? Probably cause the first one made you a butt load of money. I mean seriously, you need money that bad that you have to remake and already semi ok trilogy?
I mean, I could be wrong, and this could be the best thing since...
Dear Drama Queen/King,
You are not ghetto so stop thinking you are. You are not a cast member of Jersey Shore. So grow up and stop talking shit and fighting.
Now and days there are all these people who talk crap and get in fights. It could be reality tv or it could be people are not able to grow up and become adults. Most people talk things out and then come to an agreement. It is civil and classy way to handle...
Gay Marriage
The whole gay marriage issue is against the freedom of religion. The ruling of Iowa and California is the government has no say so in marriage, so they can’t say that gays can’t marry. However, the church marrying them can say so but that is all. If their religion says they can get married or religious believes say they can then as a american, it is my duty to stand up for there right...
LEAVE CHARLIE SHEEN ALONE!
When you pick a fight with Charlie Sheen your picking a fight with a Warlock. I mean I am talking about a man with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. He is a bitchin’ rockstar from Mars on the drug of Charlie Sheen. If you take the drug of Charlie Sheen apparently you die by exploding. He is addicted to winning and can not be processed by a normal brain.
It is easy to process Charlie Sheen, He...
Update
I have updated my blog to be located at DrGoofy.info. I have also added a site on where I can make a bunch of sites added on so I can put on projects and other things. I have also finished an update that will be posted this upcoming Wednesday about Gay Marriage since it was a topic that came up on my facebook the other night. So have a good week and remember, Everything is a joke.
Enlightenment of the Musical Condition
You get into your car and turn on the stereo, everyone does. Now the problem with music in these times all the musicians do is grab 80s and 90s songs and murder them with there remix. They can no longer come up with there own music they have to rip off songs from the 80s or 90s and remix it claiming originality. Then a lot of the original singers who only sing about how there are a huge slut who...
Enlightenment of the Televison Condition
So the most popular shows in these times are reality television and murder mysteries. Reality television is something that should have lasted about a season. It is nothing but drama induced filth. They fight over the stupidest crap to entertain you and a simple answer would have been to walk away or talk it out. They teach our kids and even young adults its okay to be a drinking drama queen with...
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Enlightenment of the Social Condition
In this fast paced world we have come accustom to social networking. Since blogging started I have not been a fan. I understand how great it can be under the right hands but for the most part it was never in the right hands. I blogged about how blogging would help to create a slide in society, some blogged to save the world and inform, but most blogged to whine and bitch about there lives. I mean...